The heist had apparently been organized by dozens of smol kitty-kats, most likely a multi-litter coalition, in a devious scheme to vandalize the centerpiece of the museum’s Modern Sculpture exhibit. According to police chief Dick Nickson, “this is exactly the rise in crime that cities all over America are facing today.” Nickson showed us police sketches of the suspects, including the orange cat that distracted Lollicino, which everyone at the station had taken to calling Wuggles. “We need to protect our hard-working American families from these criminal scum,” Nickson added while stabbing his finger at the precious snoot on one of their fuzzy faces. Nickson added, “These hoodlums cannot get away with blatantly disrespecting the paw—sorry, law.”